HBO's better-than-the-Sopranos series is the sexiest thing on TV. Thanks to a sexy plot and cast, courtesy of Six Feet Under's mastermind, Alan Ball.
Today. From ten contenders. You'll pick ...
The sexiest True Blood hunk.
Honk a hunk loud'n'clear! (Pics enlarge when clicked)
Bill Compton
- Tenebrous eyes
- Ice-cap-melting smile
- Impressive lower back moves
- Genuinely loves Sookie
Jesus
- Aqua eyes
- Luscious lips
- Latin swagger
- Nurturing and patient
Jason Stackhouse
- Insatiable sex on a stick!
- Unassuming boyish looks
- Naive trouble magnet
- Protective of loved ones
Eggs
- A body of steel
- Calvin Klein had to reduce his junk
- Truly loved Tara
Lafayette Reynolds
- Puts the F in Fierce!
- Gay. Out. Proud.
- Fought against the odds
- A pro in the kitchen
Tommy
- Sam Merlotte's brother
- A rebellious survivor
- Hornier than thou
- Fought like a dog for his folks
Alcide Herveaux
- Protective
- Perfect physique
- Loyal in love
- Forgiving of erratic love
Sam Merlotte
- Bedroom gaze
- Yummy scruff and chest
- Makes love on billiard tables
- Redeemed his past
Hoyt Fortenberry
- Sensitive and humble
- Loyal and romantic
- Puppy dog eyes
Eric Northman
- Dangerously charismatic
- A Viking bad boy
- Likes it and does it primal
- Sacrifices himself for Sookie
I was so distracted that I forgot to open the True Blood hunks ball!
ReplyDeleteI have a hard time choosing between Sam Merlotte and werewolf Alcide Herveaux. Can't settle for one, even if my penchant veers more towards Sam. Something about that jawline, that chin, that nose, that hair and that tender gaze! And nothing does it for me more than a bad boy who has mellowed. ,-) Who's your fave????
i would vote off the island Bill, Tommy (darn brat!!!), and Lafayette, unless he ditches the make-up... and i'd keep the rest. one for monday, one for tuesday, one for...
ReplyDeleteyou get the idea?!?
:D~
HUGZ
I have to admit that I have never this show. I've heard plenty about it, but I had no idea that it had so many hunky guys. Do they regularly appear shirtless, or are the shirtless photos just a special bonus for this post? My vote is for Ryan, but Joe is a close second.
ReplyDeleteI get the idea. :)
ReplyDeleteHow about Eggs, the one Maryann introduced to Tara, and whom Jason shot in the head? Rumor has it his junk had to be Photoshopped to look "normal' in the Calvin Klein "X" ads. Should we include him in the list even if his character died?
Oh my God, Tina! If there's one show I'd recommend, it's True Blood! The guys are too often naked; you know how vampires' fangs swing both ways. ,-) And shape shifters, as well as werewolves, are always naked before and after transforming. The plot remains interesting, nonetheless, despite flesh distractions. ,-)
ReplyDeleteI just remembered that you have introduced me to the show! Can't thank you enough for such a delicious addiction, Titi le Bear. xo
ReplyDeleteNelsan baby,, def Nelsan. have you surveyed that Picnic Spread.. Have Mercy bring Moscato cause it's gonna be a funky good time !!!
ReplyDeleteLoves IT !
Hey nowww Leave Nelsan Alone he has flava baby !
ReplyDeleteoooo and Alex Scarsgarde.. Lawd Have Mercy, Stand Back and pass the hot sauce. that boy should be holding a chicken wing cause he is one hot appetizer. and I'm a chica so I can imagine how he plays out in the male to male set. Whooo Hoooo, I'll even take the leftovers off that plate. let him know he can sacrafice himself for a Real Woman all 180lbs of Hot Burnin Sexy.. (wink*wink) instead of an orange crush.
ReplyDeleteOoooh, gurl! Your come-hitherto dynamics are HAWT! :D
ReplyDeleteNelsan aka Lafayette is cute, indeed. For once, a muscled gay guy with make up on doesn't look weird on TV. Beep, beep, Jerry Springer! ,-) Now, am I the only one who doesn't find Alex Skarsgard hot?
Nelson Ells ... man, there is a hot guy!!!
ReplyDeletetommy or alcide.
ReplyDeleteSO many sexy men but I'd have to say my pick is HOYT.
ReplyDeleteThe smile, the eyes, .. the innocence. Yummy.
Innocent choice. Here's hoping Hoyt gets some edge in future seasons.
ReplyDeleteWith Jessica sucking his blood now, chances are he'll eventually turn.
Awoo for both of them!
ReplyDeleteFunny how different he is from his character, eh?
ReplyDeleteHow true! Which shows just how good an actor the dear man is, eh?
ReplyDeleteNelson is a good actor, indeed. It doesn't hurt that he has beautiful skin.
ReplyDeleteAmen! And those gorgeous African features.
ReplyDeleteYum!!!
I see sir is a fan of chocolate. ,-)
ReplyDeleteOh, dear, yes, yes, yes!
ReplyDeleteExplains a lot of things, sir with good taste ,-)
ReplyDeleteBILL COMPTON
ReplyDeleteWe hear ya, San Fran! ;-)
ReplyDeleteAlcide Herveaux is T E R R I F I C , the most sexiest guy in True Blood
ReplyDeleteAgreed, Hugo. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm trying, but I still can't get into True Blood. Honestly, none of the guys are really doing a thing for me...
ReplyDeleteWho would consider a True Blood actor sexy on screen after finding true love off screen? ;-)
ReplyDeleteEric Northman, it is. Popular, and growing-on-me-because-of-his-help-for-Sookie, choice.
ReplyDeleteMy god, I haven't seen this show, but do they do anything but screw all the time? Cause someone's missing out on a lot of revenue if not. Just from the photos, I'd have to agree with your top two, Wil, though I'd switch them. And throw in the Great Wall of China while you're at it.
ReplyDeleteExcellent use of the word 'tenebrous.'
This isn't my own top 10 because, otherwise, Sam Merlotte would be # 1. You haven't heard of True Blood while it takes place in Louisiana? Turn on your TV, grandpa. ,-)
ReplyDeleteyummy yummy yummy! is this the Wilmaryad autumn sales? May I have a bit of each and everyone, please? Oops, sorry, forgot that I'm as good as married. Darn! I'll have to do it museum-style, sigh: have a look but don't touch. And I will have to look out for the series, ab-so-bloody-sucking-lu-tely! You made my (rainy November) Sunday, Wil!
ReplyDeleteThis is the autumn sales, indeed, dear Dieter. I was told my blog wasn't gay enough. So ... ta-dah! Lucky I didn't post photos of these guys' derrières; you would've gone nuts. ,-)
ReplyDeleteYou can watch every episode of the series online, for free, on this link (links to the previous two seasons are on the sidebar, in case you'd want to watch from episode one):
http://www.watch-true-blood-streaming.com/
Happy Sunday!
Ryan Kwanten please!
ReplyDeleteI have never watched 'True Blood,' and these hunks on this show!? OMG what have I been missing!? I never get to watch Tv very much, missing out on all of the good stuffs! Ok, I narrowed it down between Alexander and Ryan? Too hard to choose...which did you pick?
ReplyDeleteMa'am likes 'em young, dumb and full of c*m. Good choice!
ReplyDelete0.0 they look too fierce for me to handle! Going now to check out the link :3
ReplyDeletegiggety, giggety goo. awwright.
Loving your new blog lay out! Literally a feast for the eyes :D
ReplyDeleteOmg, they have all THESE good looking men on ONE show?
ReplyDeleteThe heavens have definitely opened up! lol!!!
Well, you know from reading my blog which ones I like! Those muscle men...haaaa.... yeah, I'm SO predictable on the eye candy tip.
That Joe Manga...whatever, me likey those Italianos, Alex Skargaraaaaa..... is that Swedish? lol... and the cutie Ryan Kwanten.... yep. Those would be who I cast my ballots for.
And gay, straight or in between, they could all get a spot of my wall of fame!
Nice and yummy post, Wilmaryad! I need to start watching True Blood! I had no idea there was so much talent on that show! ;)
You are missing out big time, girl!
ReplyDeleteSo, you go for the Italiano, the Swede and the South African? Eclectic and smart selection, ma'am. Want a shake with that sugar? ,-)
I got the hots for Sam Trammell! Now that he's embraced his darker side, i.e. banging Tara like there's no tomorrow ... GOD HELP ME!
The talent on True Blood is often out there, in our face, so jump on the True Blood wagon, diva. You won't regret it! ,-)
They may be fierce, but both are protective cuddle monsters! :)
ReplyDeleteI suggest you make some free time for True Blood, as it's better to start by watching episode 1 of season 1. I'm sure you'll be hooked, so only watch when you have nothing to do! :p
Alexander is everybody's favorite, especially most of the gays! My favorite is Sam Trammell. Second favorite is Joe Manganiello. Those two make me buckle.
ReplyDeleteIt's on HBO, every Sunday night. But you can watch it online for free here: http://www.watch-true-blood-streaming.com/ (Links to season 1 and 2 are on the sidebar)
Eric is my vote
ReplyDeleteHa, an Eric lover! The True Blood norm is, finally, speaking! :D
ReplyDeletesure, why not!!
ReplyDeletenow, i got to go on my queer blog to see that ad again...
;)~
HUGZ
Mehcad Brooks added. His character's death was why I hadn't included him. Those photographers at Calvin Klein's must set their cameras on automatic. I'm sure many of them have shaky hands during the shoots. And who wouldn't? ,-)
ReplyDeleteI know, right? Nah, I've heard of it, but we don't own TV . . . it's expensive over here! Got to see if it's on Hulu. Man, the gay ones are all closeted, but there's something about Louisiana boys . . .
ReplyDeleteI would have gone with Alcide but the picture of Hoyt made me happy in pants!
ReplyDeleteI was told my blog wasn't gay enough, so I gayed it up! :p
ReplyDeleteI have a hunk du jour for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cXW2TvrLpI . Better than yours, I think :) je blague
ReplyDeletehey wilmer,
ReplyDeleteI love the series!Nice to see this post ;)
I was really hapy to see Joe Manganielleo here .
back to work right now...so take care !
Mario
O Giorgos einai gamatos!!!!
ReplyDeleteGoustaro!!!!!!!!!!
;)))
Ο Γιώργος είναι ο καλύτερος χωρίς αμφιβολία. Μου αρέσει το βίντεο!
ReplyDeleteNo need to seek it on Hulu. I have provided a link to stream watch all episodes for free, a few comments below. It's worth the effort.
ReplyDeleteSee how cute Hoyt looks in that one. I think he's the only actor in the series whose character resembles a lot. Cuddly choice!
ReplyDeleteHey you. I had no idea you were a fan.
ReplyDeleteJoe is steamy, indeed. But you know what they say about most muscled guys.
Don't overwork yourself, Dorothy!
Look who's here!
ReplyDeleteThat guy's cute, but too perfectly symmetrical for my liking. ,-)
Yeah, Will, I see what you mean. His attractiveness does seem to have a strong functional dependence on his hair. I looked at other photos of him with different hair styles and, hmmmm.... But hey,
ReplyDeleteif he had a brain,
I'd definitely be game!
I'm not sure if he does, though, but one can dream. In any case, I think I'd rather have a real guy than a hunk. A+ mon ami!
Ive read most of the books, but havent seen the show........i did watch about 5 minutes of the show on Youtube and it seemed like i was watching a comedy.
ReplyDeleteIve been told the show is like watching soft porn, and i can see from the books how it could be like that slightly
Im gonna have to choose Ryan Kwanten as he is an Aussie hehe
True Blood has just started getting comedic. The first 2 seasons were quite intense. I haven't read the books, but I heard that the series freely diverts from the written plot.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, I thought Ryan Kwanten was South African.
Hair style does change a face.
ReplyDeleteBrains? That guy was singing into a light bulb, after all.
I surprise even myself by going for the atypical-looking guy, but I find men with non cookie-cutter, GQ model-y physical traits endearing. Such men are usually humble and kind, too.
But brainy hunks do exist.
Best if they suspect they're neither. ,-)
There all hot in their own way! However, I have to say that HOYT takes the cake for me!!! I believe its all about the innocents of his character. I can imagine it now...
ReplyDeleteIts a naive love affair where the two of us have fallen for each other and neither of us are aware of it yet. We would be very polite to each other and always trying to make sure that the other one is first.
We would be very gentlemen like in nature and actions. It would be love without saying it. It would be Love without touching each other - its the most romantic of love affairs
Hoyt has a thing for red heads who suck his blood to feed. Time to get a red hair dye, skinny.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine watches the show and we were talking about it one day and i was asking her about the show and yep there are somethings in the show that arent in the books............but then it is a television show and i guess you have to add things to a show that you wouldnt be in the book or people wouldnt understand
ReplyDeleteThe part i saw was when Sookie meets Bill the first time and the character Sookie is a bit more silly and acts as if she needs a guy to help her, she didnt come across that way as much in the book
Wil-- thanks! It's not on Hulu and I was thinking I'd have to Netflix it, which can get a bit agonizing . . . instant gratification! Too cool.
ReplyDeleteTrue Blood, the series, is full of gay metaphors. Vampires' yearning for equality and their bad reputation are only two examples. Sookie needed Vampire Bill as much he needed her.
ReplyDeleteSince we don't have HBO here, and I don't watch TV, I had to find somewhere to watch my addiction. Glad the link helped.
ReplyDeleteBeen watching the series lately (at last) and I must declare: I'm a fan! Nothing to do with that open-mouthed-forever-sulking-never-decided-stupid-girl-hidden-publicity-for-Mormons-saga called 'Twilight'! And the hunks... never seen so many nude bottoms in one TV-show. Decision about fav hunk stil pending, btw... Kisses from boooooring work D.
ReplyDeleteHooray, hooray!
ReplyDeleteTwilight is now used to torture prisoners at Guantanamo.
Let's pray the yummy-looking butts help you choose a hunk!
XOXO from LaLa Land
Too many gorgeous men!!! I'll take me some Eric Northman...fucking amazing!
ReplyDeleteALCIDE AND ERIC YUMMY
ReplyDeleteCTMontréal: The True Blood Sexiest Hunk Is... FARID ;-D
ReplyDeleteCTMONtréal: And now that we've officially settled on Farid, can we see some new content on here. Pretty please?!?!?! Your fans haven't forgotten you and still need you :)
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